No easy solutions

Lovely, intelligent, witty female friend, have known her since we were at uni. Married, for 40+ years, to opinionated, self-important, sexist, know-all man. He goes wherever she goes (“couples stay together”), so there’s little chance of having as much as a coffee without him.

Each year I tell myself I don’t want to lose her. And each year I have to force myself not to be rude when he starts mansplaining and blowing his horn. Putting a contract out on him = desirable, but somewhat unfeasible. Telling her that I want to see her unencumbered = tactless. Resigning myself to seeing less and less of her = probably unavoidable.

What would Flint do? Kick him out of town. What would Ryan (Death Rides a Horse) do? Ditto. What would Silver do? Tell him that someone in Rome has suggested he be appointed Minister of Education.

silverflintdaily:

Behold:  The SFBB2018 Posting Schedule!*

Get ready to feast your eyes on these beauties!  June is going to be the best month of the year 🙂  Keep an eye here on @silverflintdaily​ and the SilverFlintBigBang2018 Collection on AO3.

June 1 @mcicioni-blog with art by @freudhood

June 3 @jadedbirch with art by @missfrenchygirl and @krimsnkrams

June 5 @lurkerdelima with art by @queermccoy

June 7 @arzani-fuchsia with art by @memeromatikan

June 8 @perfect-blasphemy with art by @rebecca-polidori

June 9 @bisexualpirateheart with art by @ellelan

June 11 @vowel-in-thug with art by @shadow-magnet

June 13 @myladyday with art by @samhound

June 14 @runawaymarbles with art by @marginson

June 15 @old-long-john with art by @madisilverflint and @finngualart

June 17 @brassfannibal with art by @riisinaakka

June 19 @alovelylight with art by @belewitts and @themissingmask

June 21 @jaune-clair with art by @idontwikeit

June 22 @sweetymutant with art by @beanarie

June 23 @tomasortega with art by @jamesemcgraw

June 25 @annevbonny with art by @clenster

June 27 @waterdeer with art by @livila

June 28 @twofrontteethstillcrooked with art by @jolinarofmalkshur and @caesarsbuddy

June 30 @lordnochybaty with art by @nopupil

*AO3 and real life fuckery permitting – fingers crossed!

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kurapika-kurta:

kevinjonashateblog:

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not an elegy for Mike Brown

wildehacked:

I am sick of writing this poem
but bring the boy. his new name

his same old body. ordinary, black
dead thing. bring him & we will mourn
until we forget what we are mourning

& isn’t that what being black is about?
not the joy of it, but the feeling

you get when you are looking
at your child, turn your head,
then, poof, no more child.

that feeling. that’s black.

think: once, a white girl

was kidnapped & that’s the Trojan war.

later, up the block, Troy got shot
& that was Tuesday. are we not worthy

of a city of ash? of 1000 ships
launched because we are missed?

always, something deserves to be burned.
it’s never the right thing now a days.

I demand a war to bring the dead boy back
no matter what his name is this time.

I at least demand a song. a song will do just fine.

look at what the lord has made.
above Missouri, sweet smoke.

-Danez Smith 

flintbysilver:

#everyone: ‘sacrifice the captain?! hELL YEAH ALRIGHT!!! sounds like a plan and a half. let’s go ahead and-’#john silver: ‘nOT SO FRICKIN’ FAST MATEYS >:(’#look at the poor bab omg he’s panicking 😥#he has to /know/ that flint realizes he’s not going to make it out of this#as if flint would come up with something so tactical and not ~realize~ what it means#so I love that silver’s ‘you would never get out of this alive’ isn’t him being like ‘hey breaking news: you would die’#it’s literally just him word vomiting in the most unfiltered way (which is SO unlike him) bc he is FREAKING!!! THE FUCK!!! OUT!!!#‘you would never get out of this alive……..aNDDDDD I CANNOT HANDLE THAT!!! FOR SOME REASON!!! WHY IS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST!!!!’#you know james’ dinner table moment where he just throws up words to alfred and then kicks him out and afterwards#he is like ‘what the fuck :o) did I just do :o) what has just happened :o)’#this is silver’s very own Gay Dinner Table Moment™#he is just [sirens] ‘TURNS OUT I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND AM VOICING THEM’#billy: ‘what the fuck mate?! what’s going on?! please do not ruin this just bc you have a RAPPORT with the captain’#silver: ‘hah h AH h ahha no it’s cool it’s alright I’ll just be over here doing something unrelated…’#silver: [walking up to flint] ‘anyway. reason number one why you can’t do this :^)’#silver: ‘I just realized I have some emotions about you but like. it’s cool. it’s fine. who knew I could sweat this much aHA ha hA :^)’#silver: ‘anyway you can’t die bc of REASONS!!! 😡 so…THERE >:(’#me: oh honey (via @candlewinds)