Two-way learning (I hope)
Am having half a dozen driving lessons so that I can hire a car and get happily lost in central Italy for a couple of weeks. In my first lesson, I had a little trouble engaging first and second gear, due to the fact that for 40-odd years I have driven in left-hand-drive countries.
Instructor: Hold the stick firmly, as if it was your boyfriend.
Self (sneers silently, concentrates on driving).
Today it was lesson 2, and I was still having a few problems.
Instructor : Hold the stick firmly, as if it was your boyfriend.
Self (looking at the road, trying to drive smoothly, and speaking slowly and clearly): Mr X, please realise that not all women prefer men. For instance, I don’t.
He did not apologise, but waffled on about gay people having every right to live with their lovers, etc. The next time I failed to find first gear, he just said: Hold the stick firmly.